Goodness Gracious CBC, Time to Get Doug Some New Suits

Submitted by Napolean Bonaparte

Doug Hoyte, CBC Morning Barbados host

Don’t say it, and we are not being picky, but one cannot help but notice Morning Barbados’ lead anchor Doug Hoyte is in need of a couple of new suits. Good grief man, hasn’t the Board noticed Doug’s futile attempt at hiding the fact that he has out grown his current wardrobe and now has resorted to hiding this embarrassment ?

Viewers cannot help but notice the first button is unduly stressed and barely able to maintain its confines. Doug on the other hand, being a true professional, has resorted  to placing his coffee mug (snugly in front of him) to camouflage the obvious.

We the viewers have begun to wonder why Doug would always be seen hands crisscrossed on his coffee mug positioned strategically, in a rather perplexing position. Much to our dismay, on closer examination, it has become most obvious that the good man, like many Bajans,  has been caught at the counter of overly indulgence once, twice, too often.

Come on CBC, you can do better than that for one of our USA trained and most competent own. Get the man a new wardrobe and quick. While you are at it please do not forget our amiable Kimberly, his dearly beloved co-host.

Times may be hard we can agree, but it is now becoming a common place embarrassment watching your resident contortionist. Mr. Chairman, let’s not allow Trevor ‘Dynamite’ Eastmond and others, to continually have the last laugh, get Doug some suits.